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Friday - August 12,2011

I think I have a secure amount of caffein in me to last through the day atleast….
Compliments of my new coffee maker at home, and starbucks! :D

I told my boss today that I am like a little Jitter Bug ready to do tons of work!
(What the Hell)
hahaha well Im not so ready to do tons of work but I am ready to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
One idiot at a time!  mwaahahahaha

At this exact moment I am sitting at my cubical, I can see a window…. the sky looks bright and sunny… I bet its hot as hell outside… i think this is the 1 millionth day in a row that we have been in the triple digits. Just thinking about going outside makes me want to drink a gallon of water!
I bet being a fish is nice… swimming around all day and just being happy… until you get eaten. Perfect!
I guess thats life for ya…. you just keep swimming, just keep swimming until you get eaten by a bigger fish! 

Im tired of all these bigger fish eating all the small fish! It sucks being a small fish in

the world! I want to be a whale damn it not a freaking baby sea horse!

 

Come to think of it…. I had fish for dinner lastnight hahahaha

 



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shit my boyfriend says

On more than one occasion I have recieved texts from my boyfriend informing me when he’s pooping…. “Pooptime” or one of my favs “I love pooping” ……
“had to flush early, dont want to suffocate others”
and all the while this is occuring at work!!!!
-I love you but TMI

Also him and his friend have this other poop language that he has decided to fill me in on, you know incase i want to borrow some words… (Yeah right)
Here are a few:
Deuce: poop
DH: Deuce Heat: Heat radiating from your poop!
Just today they were talking about how the company they work for should hire someone to research this phenomenon duece heat!!!!!

Him and his friend seriously text eachother every time they poop! Am I the only one that finds this strange.
Im a pretty open girl but come on… there is only so much I can take…
Poop Language hahahaha

More to come : ^)

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June 29, 2011

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Help me please.

As I start off today….. let me just say grrrrrr blah fittlesticks.
Im tired… and no matter what my caffein intake is i cant seem to wake up!
Work boredum. shoot me now. ——-> ((pow)) ((pow)) :/

I have so many things to do, that I could be doing if I wasnt at work.

  • Study for nutrition test that is (tomorrow!)
  • Finish filling out my FASFA
    (as if ill get anything from the government anways)
  • Find a dress for the wedding on saturday
  • find shoes!?!?!?!
  • Get my nails done

I know all these things sound relatively simple… but I currently cant drive because of my surgery so it makes things highly impossible.
On a possitive note, doctors appointment tomorrow so hopefully they will relaese me so that I can drive, and tell me i can wear normal shoes….

well off to better things…..

-ashley

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Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on youreself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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June 17, 2011

Wow, I forgot I even had this thing….
So a lot has changed since the last time I updated everyone.

But lets not bore you with a rendition of my life for the past few months…

lets just say things are GREAT right now and Im extremely happy.

So June 17th……
Its a hot day in Texas, I am on week two of wearing my aweful surgery booties….
I got bunion surgery on both feet at the same time on June 1st. :/
My feet hurt but they are going to look beautiful and i wont have anymore pain! so im really excited.

Oh something new…. I met someone and we have been dating nw for about 4 and a half months, things are going really well and Im in complete love.. which is shocking for even me to say…..
But he is the most wonderful person ever and he makes me a better person…

Anyways sourpatch kids….. I love the red ones!

Im at work… shhhh dont tell anyone! Iv hade this same internship for a year and 1 month to the day.

la la la la la la more later

-ashley

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January 26, 2011

Today…

Today is a beautiful day.

I am happy to be alive and who I am.

Sometimes things in life dont always go as planned but there is a reason for everything. A reason why things turn out the way they do. A reason….
Sometimes it may be hard to see what that reason is… but there has to be a reason for everything doesnt there?

Today is a happy day, a great day, a fantastic day.
Its just a normal day. The day in the life of Ashley.
Some may say ordinary others may say borig but its my life and I enjoy it.

Love.
What is love?
does it exist?
is love out there?
Does “love” last forever?
What does love feel like?

In the terms of love I think I believe in it.
I believe that I love my mom and my family, no i know that I love them…
but thats not the kind of love that im talking about, Im talking about the kind of love that makes you want to scream at the top of your lungs, the kind of love that sends fireworks shooting in the air, the kind of love that makes you want to be all mushy and gushy and cry out with happiness.
Does that love exist? or is it just something people want to believe in.
Because if you believe in it, then it gives you hope for happiness….
but is everyones love out there?

Is love something deranged from hormones and lust?
Is it more of a sexual and sensual desire to be with the oposite sex?

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I want to feel love.